Problem Being...Big Cup Noodles.

That. Is big cup noodles. So be Shakespeare.

Let me tell story to jyou.

First. I talk in incorrect language because of Nate Harper. When you drive on bus for very long time, Nate stand in back of bus and be stand up comedian for 45 minutes. It funny. Then you spend rest of Shakespeare talking in accent. You not really sure what accent be....but you speak in it. Then you call it "Nateharper". Problem being....you can't let go of it after Shakespeare.

This be Nate. This expression sum up Nate life.

Nate is cool.

So...We go on bus on Wednesday. We drive for many much hours. We go to St. George to see Little Mermaid. Problem being...it gets rained out. We get back on bus. We drive back to Ceder City. Nate does stand up comedian for 45 minutes. We laugh really hard. Haley says, "People no realize, we this funny EVERYDAY!" That funny.

We get to Abbey Inn. It rain. It cold. It fun. We make chant for room. It go like this, "Hummmmm....pbpbbpppbp...bleep blope bleep bloop....and a shake and a spear and a shake and a spear and a shake and a spear and a shake and a SPEAR!!! (Take note. It spells Shakespeare. Not Shakespoon. Also you have to shimmy....)

Haley and I go jump in puddles when we are supposed to be in bed. We get wet. We not go to bed. We talk about boys. We go through room and talk about love life.

*Hey. I think they are lo-ers.* (lovers said in accent. In case you not get that)

Next day it be too cold to practice in Abbey Inn parking lot. Katie's grandpa be bishop in St. George. He let us use church to rehearse. So we drive to St. George again. We rehearse for many much hours. I rehearse whole time with dirt on butt. I wearing black pants. Awkward. We have pizza for lunch. And carrots. Andy asks me if he can sit by me. I eating carrot and choke while trying to say yes......awkward.

We go home later. I sleep on the bottom of bus on way home. I wake up cold and confused. Then I want to go swimming. Eva and MIKELA convince me to eat first. I go swim. Then I shower. Then I have intense rehearsal with Adam Leavitt. It be good. I want to cry. We go rehearse more.

This be Adam Leavitt. Also see picture of me kissing him below in previous post. This picture not photo shop. (Neither is kissing one...) He is coolest person you ever meet.

That night I sleep in Ashlee's room. She be nice sister and help me get good night sleep before I perform. She make me happy. She let me cry in her room. We perform ensemble scene next morning. I get nervous and don't feel pretty. Jana does my hair for second time and tells me how beautiful and talented I am. She make me feel good.

This be Jana. Mostly I love her.

We go perform ensemble scene. They lose registration so we perform at 9:50 in morning. The no have ballots for us so they make us start over. Nate farts backstage. It smells. That was the last thing I thought before I performed.

I talk normal now. Or at least try.

The scene goes pretty well. We feel happy. We are really really really cold.

We watch the scene after us. Much Ado About nothing should never be done like Jersey Shore. Girls should never pull potato chips out of their bosom on stage.

We go home. Andy gives me Greek Yogurt and Neosporin. We sit and eat yogurt. Then we listen to Relient K and bond. It be really good time.

This be Andy. He be mysterious. And cool. Cool and mysterious.

That night everyone be angry. We go to tech olympics but group of us too angry and tired to cheer. We sit.

Adam apologizes to me. We walk around parking lot. We walk until 11:00 at night. At that time we run into Carly and Andy. We all sit in parking lot and talk until midnight. It be REALLY big cup noodles. We go back to rooms. I take Haley's hand. We lock ourselves in bathroom and talk until 2 in the morning.

Haley be prettier than all of us. I love Haley. Haley make life better. Haley and I conclude we need to be better friends.

Next day less awkward. We go to rounds. Before Awards Ceremony we talk again about cup noodles. Conclusion? No resolution. (If you are very very confused about "cup of noodles" right now, then you should be. And you are not getting an explanation!)

We drive home. It be loooong bus ride. Adam sit in bathroom whole way home. I lay on floor in front of bathroom. He crush my face many times. We talk. He gives me analogy about bunnies in room. It tell him analogy about putting pants on. He doesn't get it. Everyone just thinks he no have pants on....awkward. Story of my life.

Yesterday Carly and I work things out.

Carly be hot.

Things better now. Lots. We cool. I'm cool. Also Amy is cool. She picks up hot men....or they pick her up. She gorgeous.

I took this picture....both boys felt VERY awkward about it. This be Kennen, Amy, and Andy.

Also I love Rian. She is cooler than the world.

We re-enact Titus. Creepy.

I also saw my bestest friends Olivia Petty and Brian Johnson. I no get picture. I no get picture of lots of things. But it be okay.

1st place in Minstrel

1st place in Duo/Trio Dance

2nd place in Ensemble Dance

1st place in Duo/Trio Scene

3rd place in Ensemble Scene

3rd place in Sweepstakes

Shakespeare was super fun. It was different, but we had a good time. Mostly I love everyone in this whole world and I love having fun with them. They make me happy.

We have good time. Chapter of Shakespeare? Done. End Scene.

Shakespeare.

TODAY I GO TO SHAKESPEARE. That makes me happy. Last night we had our "Renaissance Faire" which was basically a super delish dinner and a preview of our competition scenes as well as some non-competition scenes. It was long....and I didn't do anything until the end so it was pretty boring, but my performance when pretty well. I had fun and I think it was good. There is still room for improvement, but that's why we're going to Ceder City! Thank Heavens! I can't wait. Shakespeare Festival is BETTER than Christmas. Yeah. BETTER. Eva, Haley, and I are all in the same room. Bad idea? Yeah :) But SO GOOOD. Love those girls to death!!! Can't wait! Well, this is it for the weekend. Ciao!

Some teachers I hate. Their names are Mr. Miller. Sometimes you are in his AP Biology class AND his Government class, and you soon realize that it is possibly the worst decision of your ENTIRE LIFE. I have realized this. And that is why I am transferring out on October 28th. You see, last night, on top of the chapter reading I had to do for both classes, I had to complete an obnoxiously large Government assignment. First, we had to do this "Gerrymandering Activity". Who even knows what that is?? I do actually. It's where the districts are divided so that one party can have more representation in senate. Lame, but it happens. So I had to answer a bunch of questions on that. Then, we had to reorganize Utah's districts because our population grew and so we get another representative. Do you know how hard it is to equally divide utah into 4 districts????? Harder then you think. Try it. I'm serious. Use this link. Click on "Your Map". It took me 2 1/2 hours. TWO AND A HALF HOURS! So mad. THEN, we had to play mock Senate in class today so we had to write a bill to pass in "congress". Do you know what I wrote about? Crappy teachers. Yeah. I wrote about you Mr. Miller. So of course in class today I forgot to bring my finished product, but I'd already sent it to him, so I asked him if he would print it off for me. Being the agreeable person he is, did print it. But then he says "You wrote about how I'm a bad teacher," and part of me was tempted to say, "Yes. Yes I did." But I chose not to and instead tried to explain the components of my bill and talked about other teachers. But every point I made he was DETERMINED to bash down! He would not let me explain myself. I knew exactly what I wanted with my bill, he just kept interrupting me and would let me say it! Idiot. So we're in this heated debate and we've already taken 10 minutes up of class time and he says, "We'll finish our discussion later." What is that even supposed to mean???? So..I just really don't like him. He's not mad at me, I mean he is a Stake President after all but still. I just don't get him. OH! And then he tells me I'm a bad test taker.....what? Stick it in your ear turkey!! I really just want to punch him some days. It's fine. Life is what it is.

P.S. I hope nobody reads this for entertainment...because obviously you aren't going to get any.

So today was a B day and I love B days so so much. I have Calculus, Seminary, Choir, and Drama. Best day ever. Today was a little different though. I went to Calculus and then I went home and did miss Ashlee's hair. She got her wedding dress fitted today and since I'm doing her hair for the wedding, she wanted me to do it for her fitting as well. :) Plus her fiance got to see the dress as well. Basically she is a babe and everyone is jealous. Here are some pictorials.

Hair is still a work in progress....don't judge

Isn't she purty!!

Then, mother dearest and I went to In-and-Out for lunch. It was delish. Although I may or may not be getting food poisoning soon....we'll see.

I did make it back to school in time for Drama. We did more of the ensemble scene but it still has a long way to come. Sometimes that scene just scares me...really bad. Please bless.

Well, I unfortunately have a beastly stack of homework. So have a wonderful day!

P.S. I asked Jonny last night. Best experience of my life! I can't wait.

P.P.S. Sometimes....I wait at Carly's house until her date answers her to Sadies...and strange things happen. It's fine. Good times :)

Life

So I kind of started this blog on a whim. I was in yearbook class one day with nothing to do, and one of my friends helped me start a blog. Obviously it didn't work out well...at all. I always have moments where I think "Oh, I should go blog." but I never do. It's been hard for me to get to my journal lately, and I already spend a lot of time on the computer anyway, so I decided I'm going to give it a whole-hearted try! This blog is getting a makeover and I am going to tell you all a little about myself.

My name is Emily Erdmann, I'm a junior in High School and I love to sing, dance and act. That about sums up my life. I'm almost always in a show. I also am an active member of the choir council, I am a member of NHS, an officer on FCCLA, and in AP Biology. But don't be too alarmed, I'm transferring out of AP Bio on October 28th. Yes. I am counting down the days. I love to do hair and nails and makeup and I've seriously considered going to beauty school. I want to very badly, but it just doesn't feel right with me. Not for now at least. I'm hoping to major in elementary education and teach for at least one or two years. I also serve at Special Needs Mutual every Thursday night and that is always the highlight of my week.

Some things coming up: SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL!!!! October 5-8. SO stoked. Best. Week. Ever. Shakespeare festival is seriously better than Christmas. AND I actually get to compete this year!! I am so excited!!

Also, I get my new phone on October 12th after much pain and anguish over my other one. Holla.

Tonight I'm asking a boy to Sadies. I'm so stoked. His name is Jonny and he has down syndrome, but that doesn't bother me one bit. :) He is the sweetest, coolest boy you will ever meet and I can't wait to take him. The theme is 80's!

Well, that's about it for now. Let's get this party started!!!

It's comin' round the Mountain

Well folks, school starts tomorrow. Sigh. I'm not excited but I'm not dreading it. This year will be good I think. I'll be really busy, but I think it's going to be good. I got called to serve in Special Needs Mutual and I'm really excited for that. It will be hard, but I know that my life will be so blessed because of it.

I fasted yesterday for school and some other things and then I was able to attend the Temple this morning. I feel so full of the spirit and I'm glad that I am able to do things like that. I'll be getting a blessing from Dad tonight and then I'll be set :)

I'm about to go to lunch with some of my girly friends as a kind of "last hurrah" type deal so I shall update later!