The benefits of classical music...

For about a week now, I have been gracing my ears with the beautiful classical sounds found on "Classical 89." The radio station, in my car.
Some of you may call me classy, others a dweeb, and some a hoob.
It is for this reason that I have created a list of benefits to listening to classical music.

1.  You never have to worry about hearing naughty words. In fact, you don't have to worry about hearing any words at all! No words, no worries. 
2. You don't have to flip the station because you hate the song. The probability of me actually knowing what the song is called is about...0.0010. 
3. You don't have to flip the station because of commercials. The only break in music consists of a deep male voice informing me of the pieces being played or a british lady informing me of the world news. Niether of which are annoying commercials for "Ginger's Cafe". 
4. I don't feel bad blasting it really loud. I can actually hear it over the roar of my heat.
5. I don't have to know the words in order to sing along.
6. I don't have to sing along or focus on the words so that means I can actually think.
7. Satan doesn't like classical music.
8. When other people get in the car, I don't have to turn the music off so we can talk. Instead it provides a nice ambiance for our conversation.
9. It makes me feel classy.
10. It makes me feel hipster. NOBODY does that. 

So my friends. Try it.