Friday, January 11, 2013

Snarky

Comments.

1. Dr. Who is like Harry Potter. I've seen it obsessed over so much, that I have no desire to experience for myself.

2. You just ruined the rest of Downton Abbey for me by posting that on Pinterest.

3. If you showered more, you wouldn't stink.

4. If you came to school, I wouldn't hate you.

5. I KNOW you're avoiding me.

6. Auditions are a personal choice.

7. Just because your hair sucks, get off mine.

8. The pledge and the national anthem are 2 different things. We don't usually sing the pledge at sporting events.

9. I hate my senior year. And yes, I know that's all up to me to determine.

10. I used to love cats, but the prospect of becoming a cat lady had made me stay to dislike them. This is bad news.

11. Being alone on choir tour is not okay.

12. I'm a little needy.

13. Dear School, if you want me to come, I would expect that you at least clear the parking lot of snow so that I may park without dying.

14. I don't always sit by myself on Friday nights...no wait I so.

15. I'm not bitter. I'm as sweet as coffee.

16. Only one semester of high school left.

17. I'm sorry.



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